Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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