at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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