My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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