She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
where are my eyebrows?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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