we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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