I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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