you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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