So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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