We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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