Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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