I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm at about main and main street
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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