My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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