i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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