You're completely useless in the revolution.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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