just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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