I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
