her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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