I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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