I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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