I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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