so that wasnt chicken after all
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I could have mohawked her pubes.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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