Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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