But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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