he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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