i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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