T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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