Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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