super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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