i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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