I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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