He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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