no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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