Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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