I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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