her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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