Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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