You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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