we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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