i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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