My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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