Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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