They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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