maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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