He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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