i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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