so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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