I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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