Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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