Reggie can tackle my bush.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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