Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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