Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you win again, gameday.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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