Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
