You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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