wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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