You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
did you just send me my own nude
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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