so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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