it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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