i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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