what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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